Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Zombie Apocalypse

It's coming!! What are your plans? Here's mine:

I live in a country which has very strict gun laws. So what I plan to do is 'acquire' an angle grinder and generator from the local Home Depot, and, whilst fighting off hordes of Zombies I'll make my way to the sportsman's warehouse store.

Once there I will use my grinder and generator to hack through the racks holding the guns in place, grab a shit ton of ammo and go hole up *somewhere* I haven't figured that out yet.

I am guessing the Zombies will be like in the game Left 4 Dead 2, some fast, some slow, other's gigantic, fat and gross.

Your thoughts?

49 comments:

  1. I'll find a bunch of swords. katanas mostly. get really good at sharpening them. all my friends are also gun nuts so we'll be well prepared. i live in texas so i doubt many zombies will survive here.

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  2. Mix of swords and guns, take over a multi purpose grocery store like walmart.

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  3. fist punch stabby stabby and more fist punch stabby stabby.

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  4. I would live at Gander Mountain near the gun rack! lol. Im following, you got a nice blog going.

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  5. angle grinder?.. kinda small.a very sharp sword and thick thick clothing made of durable materials like denim or smth...
    Where do you live if you don't mind me asking?

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  6. very nice nice...id go with precision lasers

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  7. I live in America out in the country, basicaly no gun laws, I also work for a lawn power tools dealer which sells chainsaws... nuff said?

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  8. Buffy and Angel are extremely Awesome. Anything by joss whedon is!

    Mmmm I thought about this the other night. I would want a bunker in my back yard, next to the pool, but completely underground, with a periscope. Only problem is that my house is bad, has lots of blind spots, even tho it's 2 story i wouldn't want to live it in with zombies, too much glass for them to break in :(

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  9. Jesse I am going to hide behind your busoms.

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  10. I'm looking forward to it if something like that were to happen.

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  11. u need to makes ur blogs background ur profile pic :)

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  12. Lol fuck L4D .. gogo Cod 5 zombies xD Der rise is beast :D

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  13. Love L4D, but I don´t have L4D2. I would use a weapon like a AK or M4 for range and katana or another sword for CQC.

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  14. I would drive to my local army surplus, grab everything I can, and keep moving.

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  15. nice blog. Solid writing style. I am following, and will continue to follow.

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  16. I'm lazy. I'd probably get what I can at a gun store and then shell up at some supermarket. I'd scan and clear out any baddies and then make sure everything is secure.

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  17. I would hide and try to not sobber to loudly.

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  18. id go to walmart post up there. supportin'!

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  19. I'll build a under water civilization and hope zombies can't swim.

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  20. Hopefully I'll see it coming. Depending where I am depends on what I do. malls and large box stores always seem to be death traps. I'd want to be in a mobile armored vehicle.

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  21. There's a hunting shop nearby, i plan to go there, gather a few weapons and gather as much as i can to make a nice survival kit. Then i'll just travel to see if my friends made it out o-k.

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  22. get boat find island start farming

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  23. THE single most important thing to remember to stock up on...is Twinkies. Otherwise, I'm ok with your plan.

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  24. Wow, when you get this, you're going to score so hard.

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  25. Haha, interesting read. I would build a fort with supplies to last me the invasion!

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  26. Apocalyps ohh yeah. - Daily luv here.

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  27. Some kind of closerange weapon, like a chainsaw, so when you're surrounded, you just do a 360 and walk away.

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  28. nice post! i like it very much;)
    supportin you & follow you :)

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  29. I love fantasizing about zombie apocalypses! I would try to find a way of being somewhere zombies can't reach me. The idea of the shopping mall from 'Dawn of the dead' seems best to me! (plus you can shop for free ;))

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  30. I'm gonna go rob the gunshop, then go up to the castle, which is the highest point in the city, go to the top of the church spire and hold up there. Also need to take some food.

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  31. I think you're right mate.
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  32. Hahhaha, I would always wonder what to do incase of this... I once invited some of my friends over for a study session a long time ago, but it quickly turned into a zombie invasion plan. Weird days...

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  33. hahahaha.... awesome!

    As for a place to hole up? I would suggest a grocery store... you will need to eat food, since you won't have an appetite for BRAINS... ;-)

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  34. Also you should not stay alone, try to find a couple of people you trust to cover each others backs.

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  35. Well i already have a sword but that will only be good it the zombies are the slow type or it im only facing one or two fast ones so my first stop would have to be a gun store. Next i might make a quick stop somewhere to stock up on supplies but i wouldn't try and stay at a supermarket or something like that. Every one of those i see always has huge glass window and it would be impossible to barricade them. Aside from that any other survivors will try going there too, even if they were already bit. I would probably try getting to an island big enough that i could survive on but not so big that i could not defend it. they first thing i would do before even getting off the boat would be to clear the island of as many undead as i could if there ever were any there.

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  36. You would be better off with one of these.

    http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&productId=100619213&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=100619213&cm_mmc=shopping-_-googlebase-_-D25X-_-100619213&locStoreNum=629&marketID=21

    It's a battery powered angle grinder. no genny needed. Just get about six batteries.

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  37. numero uno you can't fight em off alone you needta grab a few close friends and tell them about your plan you need people to watch your back. make sure you always have a blunt or sharp object close at hand because you gotta have something reliable if you ever run out of bullets. that being said you should familiarize yourself with weapons at any chance you get depending on what crazy country you live in that's so strict with the guns. stock up on non perishable foods and find a place out in the country to put up your fortress to wait out the initial infection. As for the zombies i just hope to god they aren't the speedy bastards from dawn of the dead or 28 days later or else it's gonna be a whole hell of a lot harder. best of luck with whatever you end up doin.

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  38. Strict gun laws you say...ha! i live in texas...i got baseball bat near my window bed and door. Got me a random collector's sword (Master Sword for those in the know) ready for hacking. give me time and i'll get me a working lightsaber and i'm set for this so-called apocalypse

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